When I got here to the shelter, I made myself a Stupid List. You, know, all the things he said I was too stupid to do:

I was too stupid to get a job.

I was too stupid to learn to drive.

I was too stupid to handle money.

I was too stupid to make it on my own.

Well, I'll tell you this. I've done all but one thing on that Stupid List, and you know what I found out?

I'm not stupid at all.